Poor little plastic cow
laying in the filth
you've been tipped again
tipped again
The boys who come to you at night
looking for some fun
do not care for you at all
to them your just a mark
Grow a backbone and some pride
they are out to corral you from the inside
real cowboys, cows they do not ride
stay vertical you stupid bovine
You think your wild and undomesticated
chewing on your bitter cud
no one wants to put their brand on you
rancid meat packing plant here you come
Poor little plastic cow
laying in the filth
you've been tipped again
tipped again
don't give away your milk
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
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I didn't know what to say to this one, so left it first visit. Still, don't know what to say, except it is flowing and interesting and original and for some reason 'Poor little plastic cow' brings forth all sorts of connotation and the whole thing becomes quite sad. I really like this - it epitomizes why I love your site so much "you never know what you're gonna get!"
Ah Autumn, this was about a woman I once knew who would try her hardest to act outragously for attention. She would throw herself at really disgusting men for cheap sex and then complain about her life. She had no idea what real love was about. Some of her buddies would call her cow behind her back. Cow tipping is a prank mostly young men do to the poor critters after heavy drinking.
Wow!
(thanks for explaining :-)
It was good, and just got that much better!!!
No wonder I’m a vegetarian!
That's so...deep. I thought it was about a plastic cow outside a local dairy, and the silly young men who were too afraid to tip a real cow.
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